Here are some of my observations and thoughts that I have after visiting Target in Foothill Ranch 2 days in a row:
-I like the convenience of a Starbucks where I can get a delish bev or a free triple-filtered water if I so desire.
-Target does a great job at pulling off the Grocery/Clothing/Various Merchandise gig.
-Toasted Coconut Marshmallows look quite disgusting!!! -I would like to take better advantage of name tags when interacting with employees of all services like Grocery stores, Restaurants, etc.
-I still hate when people talk on their cellular telephones while standing in line and while paying for their merchandise.
-Pushing a cart full of Cool Whip (40-16 oz. containers to be exact) is entertaining, but not as much as when I could say, "I really love Cool Whip!" to a confused customer. -I'm sad that Kristen Wiig's character on SNL doesn't actually work at Target, but I am glad that Beatrice from Ghana does. -What I am most please with is that Target provided me with somethin that no other store has EVER provided: a funny greeting card. My friend Annie and I had a contest to see who could find the funniest greeting card. She did it! Not only did she find the funniest greeting card in the contest, but of ALL TIME! So, without further adieu, I would like to present to you "The Funniest Greeting Card of All Time":